"Onsite Offer"

There was a tiger in an indian zoo. Very powerful and populer with his own higness.

One day zoo caretaker came to him and told,"there is an onsite offer in Newyork Zoo, it in America, do you want to go?"

Tiger jumped off and said "yes , off course!!!"

And he started dreaming.. wow america ... will get good food, fesh meat, clean zoo , good waether, what alife its going to be. So after 1 month of posing infront of American officials The tiger gets the Visa. Happiest day in his life .... Now the tiger reaches Newyork Zoo.
Mirror cracking interiors, perfectly arranged and clean zoo makes the tiger feeling like heaven. Caretaker gives him a bunch of banana to eat.He thought " whats this nonsense, don't they know i am royal bengal tiger. Though it not fresh but i used to have meat everyday in India. Oh okie may be today i just came so they could not arrange. Lets manage with this."

Next day again care taker came gave a bunch of banana.

Tiger thinks "what happened today also they could not arrange meat? Ok wait one more day tomorrow am going to ask them", Tiger thinks ...

Next day when the caretaker came with banana,

The tiger askes "do you know who i am, Royal Bengal Tiger, i never spent a day without meat back in india"

Caretaker said "well ... all our monkeys left being unhappy with facilities in zoo and we have got you in their place, so whoever you are you have to have their food , banana"

A Sleeping Child On The Lap Of God

Tumi Ke tai na jodi Jantam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

Tomay keno ei naam dhore daktam

tomay keno du chokh bhore dekhtam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

tomay keno byakul mone daktam

keno tomay nisheet rate khunjtam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

keno tomar mukher oi sab rekha gulo bujhtam

keno tomar payer sathe pa miliye choltam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

tomay keno buker majhe emon kore dhortam

keno amar maner majher pi chortake martam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

keno ami sakal belar swapno gulo dekhtam

keno ami mithye takeo sotyi bole bhabtam

Keno ami tomay nijer apon kore chaitam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

"Wait"

she tells me to wait
and i wait
she does not come back
and i wait

i say her
i am waiting
she was there
she says
still i wait

i dont know when
she will be there
for me
but i wait

if she never comes
still i wait ?
she will come
so i wait

Movies to finish watching

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-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 731799552 2008-08-23 21:44 A Fistful of Dollars.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 989263638 2008-07-27 23:59 American gangster.divx

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 953192448 2008-07-28 00:00 American History X .avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1466672444 2008-07-28 00:01 American Psycho.mkv

-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 912584704 2008-08-17 02:12 Batman Begins.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 03:12 Before the devil knows you are dead

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:04 Blow

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 730601472 2008-07-28 00:06 Caterpillar Wish.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:06 Crimson Tide

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:43 Enchanted

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 740587520 2008-07-28 00:07 Fallen.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-23 14:43 Good Will Hunting

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1092354048 2008-07-28 00:09 Grave of the Fire Flies.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 733894656 2008-07-28 00:11 Jackie Brown (Darkside_RG).avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:12 Kung-Fu Panda

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:13 La Haine

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 472793819 2008-07-28 00:13 Layer Cake.mp4

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 734255104 2008-07-28 00:16 Léon.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:14 Le Samourai

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-25 01:51 Lucky Number Slevin

-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 734509056 2008-08-19 00:13 Match Point.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 733534208 2008-07-28 00:16 Michael Clayton.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 734117888 2008-07-28 00:17 Monsters Inc.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:18 Munich

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:19 No Country For Old Men

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 610866515 2008-07-28 00:37 One flew over the Cuckoo's nest.mp4

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 555630926 2008-07-28 00:44 Pan's Labyrinth.mp4

-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 734007296 2008-08-24 14:43 Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) DVDRip (SiRiUs sHaRe).avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:21 Pulp Fiction

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 736024576 2008-07-28 00:22 Ratatouille.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:23 Red

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 531106816 2008-07-28 00:24 Reservoir Dogs.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:26 Saving Private Ryan

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 777271808 2008-07-28 00:27 Scarface.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 571121664 2008-07-28 00:45 Se7en.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1465395948 2008-07-28 00:42 Sin City.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 485754880 2008-07-28 00:28 Taxi Driver.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 728813568 2008-07-28 00:29 The Good The Bad and The Ugly.avi

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 456124747 2008-07-28 00:33 The Illusionist.mp4

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 534474454 2008-07-28 00:40 The Incredibles.mp4

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 735518720 2008-07-28 00:30 The Nightmare before Christmas.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-01 21:39 The Orphanage

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-14 00:56 The Peacemaker

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-20 00:00 There Will Be Blood

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:32 The Usual Suspects

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 404598594 2008-07-28 00:44 Trainspotting.mp4

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-20 00:01 True Blue

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-08-30 17:52 Wall.E

-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 735834112 2008-07-28 00:36 We.Are.Marshall.avi

drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 2008-07-28 00:37 White

Ode to ....

With a smile that can melt rocks,

With a sleepy calmness as a brook,

And a gleeful burst of exuberance,

she set out to conquer the world,

she set out to win the people, with love,

never minding all the attention bestowed on her,

Her wisdom shines in patience,

Quite a bugs bunny admirer she seems to be,

Otherwise how dus she seem so cute?

Sportive as she is,

Never thinks twice before running a round,

A friend indeed she is,

with strong shoulders to rely on,

Quite forgiving n forgetful,

then she's human too and thus argues,

Quite a traveller,

Loving the earthly life,

She sings,She dances,She paints ..Also

hunts stags and wild boars in the forests,

She might climb the peaks of Everest,

And watch the sun rise,

And hopes to see green forests,fields,rivers,lakes,seas,towns,

She dreams of performing miracles,

preaching new religions,

and conquering whole kingdoms....

She is an Angel without her wings,

I believe she deserves those,

All that yearned the poet in me,

with the blessing of her friendship,

To emerge and speak the truth,

and so was created an,

Ode to .....

Lila says ....

I took the phone, "hello"
"yes"
I confessed with my highest confidence,"I love you"

I could feel her breath, but empty.After a few moments of sweet and sorrow,
Lila says,
"I know !"