Sunday, April 17, 2011

"Onsite Offer"

There was a tiger in an indian zoo. Very powerful and populer with his own higness.

One day zoo caretaker came to him and told,"there is an onsite offer in Newyork Zoo, it in America, do you want to go?"

Tiger jumped off and said "yes , off course!!!"

And he started dreaming.. wow america ... will get good food, fesh meat, clean zoo , good waether, what alife its going to be. So after 1 month of posing infront of American officials The tiger gets the Visa. Happiest day in his life .... Now the tiger reaches Newyork Zoo.
Mirror cracking interiors, perfectly arranged and clean zoo makes the tiger feeling like heaven. Caretaker gives him a bunch of banana to eat.He thought " whats this nonsense, don't they know i am royal bengal tiger. Though it not fresh but i used to have meat everyday in India. Oh okie may be today i just came so they could not arrange. Lets manage with this."

Next day again care taker came gave a bunch of banana.

Tiger thinks "what happened today also they could not arrange meat? Ok wait one more day tomorrow am going to ask them", Tiger thinks ...
Next day when the caretaker came with banana,

The tiger askes "do you know who i am, Royal Bengal Tiger, i never spent a day without meat back in india"

Caretaker said "well ... all our monkeys left being unhappy with facilities in zoo and we have got you in their place, so whoever you are you have to have their food , banana"

Sunday, April 10, 2011

A Sleeping Child On The Lap Of God

Tumi Ke tai na jodi Jantam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam
Tomay keno ei naam dhore daktam
tomay keno du chokh bhore dekhtam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam
tomay keno byakul mone daktam
keno tomay nisheet rate khunjtam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam
keno tomar mukher oi sab rekha gulo bujhtam
keno tomar payer sathe pa miliye choltam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam
tomay keno buker majhe emon kore dhortam
keno amar maner majher pi chortake martam

Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam
keno ami sakal belar swapno gulo dekhtam
keno ami mithye takeo sotyi bole bhabtam

Keno ami tomay nijer apon kore chaitam
Tumi ke tai na jodi jantam

"Wait"

she tells me to wait
and i wait
she does not come back
and i wait

i say her
i am waiting
she was there
she says
still i wait

i dont know when
she will be there
for me
but i wait

if she never comes
still i wait ?
she will come
so i wait