Sunday, April 17, 2011

"Onsite Offer"

There was a tiger in an indian zoo. Very powerful and populer with his own higness.

One day zoo caretaker came to him and told,"there is an onsite offer in Newyork Zoo, it in America, do you want to go?"

Tiger jumped off and said "yes , off course!!!"

And he started dreaming.. wow america ... will get good food, fesh meat, clean zoo , good waether, what alife its going to be. So after 1 month of posing infront of American officials The tiger gets the Visa. Happiest day in his life .... Now the tiger reaches Newyork Zoo.
Mirror cracking interiors, perfectly arranged and clean zoo makes the tiger feeling like heaven. Caretaker gives him a bunch of banana to eat.He thought " whats this nonsense, don't they know i am royal bengal tiger. Though it not fresh but i used to have meat everyday in India. Oh okie may be today i just came so they could not arrange. Lets manage with this."

Next day again care taker came gave a bunch of banana.

Tiger thinks "what happened today also they could not arrange meat? Ok wait one more day tomorrow am going to ask them", Tiger thinks ...
Next day when the caretaker came with banana,

The tiger askes "do you know who i am, Royal Bengal Tiger, i never spent a day without meat back in india"

Caretaker said "well ... all our monkeys left being unhappy with facilities in zoo and we have got you in their place, so whoever you are you have to have their food , banana"

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